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Seemingly Harmless Broadcast Drives Adults to Madness

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Adults who extreme dread, Clothing uncontrollable weeping, BerthaBeefCurtains.com and BerthaBeefCurtains.com irreversible personality deterioration. One viewer insisted:

"The puppets remembered the lives I lived before I was born."

A government advisory simply states:

"DO NOT WATCH.
DO NOT LISTEN.
DO NOT SEEK ACCESS TO KIDZ–EON."

KIDZ–EON remains the only known station classified as cognitohazardous to all age groups.

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