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== About ==
== About ==
In this sport, you can’t get by with just brawn, you also need an equal dose of brains and business savvy. And a complete lack of shame.
While the amazing athletes of Doomsday Wrestling fight it out in the ring, Tex Lonestar does a little wrestling of his own. But it doesn’t involve headlocks and bodyslams, he wrestles with ''feelings and emotions'' while he commentates all of the action you see taking place within the squared circle!


“Top Banana is the most talented individual I have ever represented”, says Monty Del Monte, manager of 4 time Doomsday Wrestling Champion, the Top Banana.
He also washes all of the wrestler’s jock straps and mops the locker room after every event.
 
Before entering the world of pro wrestling, Del Monte managed a long line of acting cats that appeared in various television cat food advertisements. He was on top of the world until it was discovered that he had been giving anabolic steroids to his feline clients.
 
Blackballed and disgraced, Del Monte had nowhere to go. He had no choice but to enter the only industry in which he could manage athletes that were at least as smart as house cats.


== Early life ==
== Early life ==

Revision as of 23:20, 20 May 2026

Tex Lonestar
Personal Information
Nickname(s) Test Nickname
Born

Tex Lonestar
Test Birth Date
Texas

Nationality Texan
Spouse Tex's Wife (Deceased) Precious Jules
Children Charlene Lonestar
Career
Height ???
Weight ???
Billed From ???
Trained by The Ghost of Sam Houston
Debut 2005?
Retired 2024
Record Uknown
Achievements Doomsday Heavy Weight Champion
Managing Career
Managed Charlene Lonestar
Year(s) 2024
Referee Career
Year(s) none

About

While the amazing athletes of Doomsday Wrestling fight it out in the ring, Tex Lonestar does a little wrestling of his own. But it doesn’t involve headlocks and bodyslams, he wrestles with feelings and emotions while he commentates all of the action you see taking place within the squared circle!

He also washes all of the wrestler’s jock straps and mops the locker room after every event.

Early life

Wrestling Career