Tex Lonestar
| Personal Information | |
|---|---|
| Nickname(s) | Test Nickname |
| Born |
Tex Lonestar |
| Nationality | Texan |
| Spouse | Tex's Wife (Deceased) Precious Jules |
| Children | Charlene Lonestar |
| Career | |
| Height | ??? |
| Weight | ??? |
| Billed From | ??? |
| Trained by | The Ghost of Sam Houston |
| Debut | 2005? |
| Retired | 2024 |
| Record | Uknown |
| Achievements | Doomsday Heavy Weight Champion |
| Managing Career | |
| Managed | Charlene Lonestar |
| Year(s) | 2024 |
| Referee Career | |
| Year(s) | none |
About
In this sport, you can’t get by with just brawn, you also need an equal dose of brains and business savvy. And a complete lack of shame.
“Top Banana is the most talented individual I have ever represented”, says Monty Del Monte, manager of 4 time Doomsday Wrestling Champion, the Top Banana.
Before entering the world of pro wrestling, Del Monte managed a long line of acting cats that appeared in various television cat food advertisements. He was on top of the world until it was discovered that he had been giving anabolic steroids to his feline clients.
Blackballed and disgraced, Del Monte had nowhere to go. He had no choice but to enter the only industry in which he could manage athletes that were at least as smart as house cats.